Yes or No Fortune Teller

Yes/No Readings

What is the 'Yes or No Fortune Teller'?

The 'Yes or No Fortune Teller' is a website where you can ask any kind of question. You will always receive a positive or negative answer.

Who can use the fortune teller?

Anyone can use it. You do not need any special skills but only Internet access and a web browser.

How does the Yes or No Fortune Teller work?

We use advanced technologies such as:

This list is not exhaustive but will help you to judge the professionalism of our team.

Fortune teller

Why use it?

There are times in life when you don't know what choice to make. Here are some examples where you can use the 'Yes or No Fortune Teller'.

Yes or no question

We all have some questions without a clear answer. The fortune teller is here to help you.

Will an umbrella be useful today ?

You can access weather forecast online easily with Internet nowadays. But sometimes it's wrong, particularly if you are living between the tropic of Cancer and the tropic of Capricorn. So, why not trying the Yes or No Fortune teller ?

Am I beautiful ?

Beauty is really subjective. But as we are gentlemen, we will reply 'Yes' for sure.

Is Thailand a cheap and nice place to go on holiday ?

Yes, I'm sure you will enjoy it. You can find everything there, from the big city that never sleeps to the lonely beach just for you and your girlfriend. The best season to go is between November and March, but you can still try the rest of the year. It's actually June and it's sunny and not so hot !

Do I really love her ?

You are the only one that can answer this question, even if it's difficult sometimes. Try to relax and listen to your heart.

Others questions

Can I quit smoking ?

It's really hard to do but advised. Try to do it in a moment you are not too much stressed. If you are in the countryside, it's easier because you can go for a walk or a run anytime. We believe in you !

Can I use the fortune teller on line for free ?

Yes you can, even if you want, there's sadly no way to pay.

Can I become rich ?

If nothing is ventured, nothing is gained. If you find a solution, a trick to make a fortune, we will be really interested to now how to. Don't hesitate to use the contact form to share this with us.

Am I going to get pregnant ?

Note that you need a partner as this to happen. If you are a male: it's not actually possible (but we never now with science).

Am I going to be famous ?

Maybe everybody can now be famous with social media. Andy Warhol has conceptualized this long time ago with his theory 'The 15 minutes of fame'. So you can take your chance if it's really what you want. Youtube, Instagram and Twitter are maybe the best network to succeed. Some people are followed by millions with a really simple concept like taking pictures of their dog with human clothes.

Am I going to lose my teeth ?

The best way as this not to happen is to brush them every day and not to eat too much sugar.

The yes or no fortune teller can make coffee ?

No, you have to stand up, go to your kitchen and do it by your own. This feature is not easy to implement on a website.

Fortune telling

May I ask for my favorite hamburger ?

There is a special offer on Mexican Burger (the big spicy one) and it's really tasty. If you have some doubt about if it's healthy, we recommend you to watch a movie named "Super size me".

Is it a good idea to ask Jennifer if she wants to go the cinema ?

If you don't try, you will never know if she wants. An advice: Have a look on which movie are playing now. If it's only stupid war movies or superheroes movies, try another day.

Can I have a nap this afternoon after meal ?

If you're in Spain, it's normal but if you're in Sweden it's a bit strange. But if you do it at home you don't care because nobody except your girlfriend (or your mother) is going to be informed.

Is this game stupid ?

We prefer not to reply.

Can I run faster than the speed of light ?

A guy named Albert Einstein has already said some important things about that. I don't really remember the theory but a quick search will give you some informations.

Is the dinner ready now ?

It's simpler to ask directly your wife or your mother than the 'Yes or no fortune teller'. Don't misunderstand me, I don't mean that only women cook. It's just easier to write like this... For this time I'm going to make an effort.
Is lunch ready ? It's simpler to ask directly your husband or your father than the 'Online fortune teller'.

May I travel in a foreign country for holidays ?

It's a good idea. Note that if it's summer for you, it's winter on the other hemisphere. This is a very cool characteristic of our planet. If you are a nomad, you can live all your life in spring and summer. Maybe you could try France or Argentina, choose with the season. Paris and Buenos Aires are two really beautiful cities. Personally, I like a lot Bangkok (but this city is a different case because there is no winter in Bangkok).

Do you love me ?

Obviously !

A free tossing a coin game.

There is no easiest way to tell fortune. Ask whatever you want but remember that you are the only one to choose at the end.

Yes or no ?

Can I swim from New York to Lisbon ?

I don't know if somebody has already tried it but, in 1998, Benoît Lecomte crossed the Atlantic Ocean swimming. It's 5980 kilometers ! But I think he is a kind of professional. So maybe you have to train a lot first.

Is my chess team going to win ?

We believe in you !

Is it a good idea to wear a green dress today ?

If it's snowing outside, the green on the white can be a nice idea. But I will prefer blue... All taste are in nature. Feel free to wear new clothes every day ( no, I'm not working for a clothes company ).

Is this game free ?

Yes, obviously.

Is it a boy or a girl ?

We don't know. The best way to have an answer is to do ultrasound. You can also try old grandma's techniques but without knowing if it really works. For example, it seems that frequent morning sickness indicates that the baby is a girl.

Yes or No

Some interesting questions to the oracle yes or no.

Do I eat too much ?

If you eat more than 7 times a day a real meal, you maybe have to visit a nutritionist that will guide you. If you are a polar bear, forget about this answer, I don't know what to reply.

Can I ask you something ?

The fortune teller has been created in this way. So relax and start talking.

Will I ever get married ?

The percentage of married people is really high in the world. And if you have a look at the population growth, you can make your own conclusion about having kids.

Will it be possible to travel to Venus in the next two years ?

Maybe ! I would really like to go there in holidays. But it may be necessary to wait a little longer.

Do you agree with the fact that we live in a society obsessed with celebrity and fame ?

I don't care.

Do you feel the same ?

Yes, I'm a bit hungry now. Maybe I'm going to fry two eggs and some bacon.

Will it snow for Christmas ?

It depends on where do you live. If you are at this moment in Laos, then it's not very probable.

Yes or no ? This is the question.

Is this love that I'm feeling ?

I wanna know now (Bob Marley).

Is it possible that life exists on other planets ?

Personally, I'm not sure where I'm coming from. But no kidding, I think so. There's too many stars and planets in the sky so that we are the only form of life. The next question is if we are going to meet some aliens.

Is it possible to change my eyes color ?

You can use lenses. It's fashionable in some countries.

Do you know which movie I can watch tonight ?

If you are looking for a comedy, I really like 'The Big Lebowski'. If you are looking for a good story, I will recommend 'Little big man'.

Is it possible to learn Spanish easily ?

It depends on your mother tongue. If you are French or Italian it may be not so much difficult. You will be able quickly to have really simple conversation. If you are Chinese, it may be harder.

Is London a good place to go for a weekend ?

It depends on what you like and how rich you are ( the second part is sadly important ).

The yes or no free game on-line.

Do I need a visa for Chili ?

Try to go on their embassy website, you will certainly find an answer. For example, if you are Swedish, you don't need one and you can travel there during 3 months without problems.

Can I use my cellphone to cook potatoes ?

I never tried it, try to search on Youtube.

Are you sleepy ?

Yes, I confess... I may have to drink a coffee.

Do you want to dance with me ?

I'm waiting for the "Saturday night fever" theme song and I will join you. If you already saw penguins walking on the pack ice, you can have an idea of how I'm dancing.

Do you think having a simple vision of life contributes to happiness ?

I don't understand your question, but I feel happy...